In a complete lack of consideration of how he is perceived by others, Area Man William Phillips has decided to leave the house wearing a pair of sweatpants.

William on his way to the store, unworried that people will assume he has given up on life.

William on his way to the store, unworried that people will assume he has given up on life.

“I mean, I’m only running to the corner store to pick up some milk. What’s the big deal?” said the man who clearly does not give any fucks about what other people think of him.

“I don’t get the stigma with sweatpants, anyways. They’re comfortable and functional. Why is there this unspoken social contract that we’re not allowed to leave the house wearing sweats?”

Unworried that he was going to be mistaken for a vagrant or a man moments from killing himself, William went to the local 7/11 to pick up some milk, chips, and a pack of cigarettes. After procuring his groceries, William returned to his shitty studio apartment where he lives alone and in squalor. He then laid on the couch for 11 hours before huffing too much spray paint and passing out.

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